Double the Skanky! Bachelor Pad Week 2

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I think that the new promo’s for Bachelor Pad should say… Feeling bad about yourself? Watch Bachelor Pad! In the past week, many people have asked me why I’m not on this season. “Jen! What the hell? Why aren’t you a Super Fan?” And my response has been, “I’m not a #superterd because I knew [Read On]

Bachelor Pad Premiere

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I feel like I just hit the blogging lottery. Honestly, there is no better show than the Bachelor Pad. The material is endless. Before I start, I’m giving a quick disclaimer. If you’re on this show, I have full reign to make fun of you endlessly. You signed up to be on reality television, drank [Read On]

Bachelorette Finale – Emily and Jef Live Happily Ever After!

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Another season of The Bachelorette is over and looking back, it was definitely one of my favorites. I didn’t think so at first, but Emily had a fabulous group of guys to choose from. At least 6 were dateable in real life. Let’s take a look back at the 3 hour evening, shall we…   [Read On]

Men Tell All

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The Men Tell All is usually one of my least favorite episodes because outside of the bloopers, all anyone really cares about it the finale. But because I happened to like many guys in Emily’s dumpster trash, I was looking forward to the episode. If I wasn’t live-tweeting the episode, I could have watched it [Read On]

Happy Birthday to Me!

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Happy Birthday to me! If you know me at all, you know that my birthday is my favorite day of the year (although Christmas Eve is a close second). My birthday is full of obnoxious crowns and the perfect excuse to demand attention from everyone I know. Although, this year feels a bit different. Recently, [Read On]

Bachelorette Not-So-Fantasy-Suites

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We’re in Curacao this week, but all I can think of is blue curacao liquor. Because one time in high school, my friend and I stole that from her parent’s liquor cabinet, got really drunk and threw up blue the next day (Sorry Grandma!). Anyhow, in case anyone forgot how much Emily likes Jef, Arie [Read On]

Emily Knows How to Cock It – Bachelorette Hometowns

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Before heading on her Hometown Tour, Emily pops back into Charlotte to visit Little Ricki, who made her plenty of “Welcome Home” signs. While Emily was gallivanting around Europe, Little Ricki was in Jamaica getting her hair braided. In case we weren’t sure about her feelings, Emily went through all of the remaining men and [Read On]