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Last week I had the pleasure of attending Bethenny Frankel’s “Meet the New Girls” launch event for Skinnygirl. The event was to celebrate the four new additions to the Skinnygirl line: Grapefruit Margarita, Moscato, White Cherry Vodka and Mojito. I only had a chance to taste the margarita and the mojito, partially because I tried [Read On]
The most dramatic Bachelor finale ever! Or not. Sean’s family greets him in Thailand to help him choose the one. As usual, his sister decided to pack all of her Electric Zoo friendly clothing, sporting neon left and right. Catherine Meets The Parents Catherine is the first to arrive and Sean admits that logically, he [Read On]
Tonight’s Women Tell All was better than most. The show kicked off with Sean and Chris Harrison riding around in a 90’s party bus, visiting Bachelor viewing parties. They stopped off at the UCLA Delta Gamma house and as a fellow DG, I was pumped. One thing I can assure you of: If they stopped [Read On]
Due to some last minute craziness, this week I was able to watch The Bachelor with my Mom and have even more laughs than usual. Because of her hilarity, our combined off-color comments and a few glasses of wine, the blog could be weak this week. I couldn’t focus on note taking. We were too [Read On]
Tonight’s episode of The Bachelor: Sean Tells All, somehow felt like watching a presidential debate except for the fact that Sean Lowe and Chris Harrison are way hotter than Barack Obama and Joe Biden. Oh, and for the fact that I actually understood tonight’s topics. Women’s rights, foreign policy and gay rights were traded in for Tierra’s [Read On]
Hometown week is one of my favorites on Bachelor. Family always screw shit up for someone. Sometimes with a bird’s funeral. Sometimes there’s a Dad who shows off his stuffed dead animal collection. And this week we have a brother, straight from the streets of Compton, who aint’ down with Sean “Playboy” Lowe. Before we [Read On]
This week I decided to tone down my psychotic Bachelor viewing restrictions and invite my dear friend Amanda over for the shenanigans… Have to give her a quick shout-out and thank her for being pleasant, quiet and funny! The week started off with Tierra setting up her cot in St. Croix which seems fitting because [Read On]
So this week ABC decided to ruin my life entirely and run 4 hours of The Bachelor. As if my life wasn’t already a complete shitshow this week, now I have to watch hours of crazy drunk bitches and Sean Lowe, inevitably delaying packing, laundry and all other important life tasks. Because of this crap, [Read On]
ABC is really upping their game. Not only do we get to see Sean Lowe topless, now we get a full on underwear shot and know that he wears boxer briefs. Cold shower anyone? Selma’s Date The first date goes to Selma and right away we know it’s going to be sporty because she left [Read On]
My apologies for not posting a new Top 5 recently. The problem has been that the girls have been pretty consistent. Without any blabbering… Here is my new Top 5. 5. Sarah – Sarah is still holding it down in the Top 5, but I don’t feel a huge connection between her and Sean. I [Read On]
