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I’ve been waiting for this day for months. Des’s eye candy has finally been revealed! Of course, ABC waited until I left for my one week vacation, making my reviews and thoughts much more difficult to post. Have you ever tried blogging on an iPad while squinting from the sunshine and drinking a pina colada? [Read On]
Due to some last minute craziness, this week I was able to watch The Bachelor with my Mom and have even more laughs than usual. Because of her hilarity, our combined off-color comments and a few glasses of wine, the blog could be weak this week. I couldn’t focus on note taking. We were too [Read On]
The Bachelor is finally back. My Monday’s are officially shot to hell; my potty mouth is officially back; and more so than ever, THESE BITCHES ARE CRAZY. I’m not sure if it was my new Bachelor watching partner, the wine I drank, or the absurdity of the ladies, but I laughed out loud more than [Read On]
Only a few days away from the premiere of The Bachelor with Sean Lowe! ABC released some of the first impression photos this week, as well as a cheat sheet to help everyone keep track of the ladies’ important qualities… Like who has a tramp stamp and who has been married before. I spent some [Read On]
SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT! Sean Lowe has been named the next Bachelor. If you’re actually surprised, you’ve probably been living in a cave. Sean is handsome, sweet, and basically perfect… And although not for me, will make for killer eye-candy all season. His ladies on the other hand, they mostly look like they’re auditioning for future season [Read On]
I think that the new promo’s for Bachelor Pad should say… Feeling bad about yourself? Watch Bachelor Pad! In the past week, many people have asked me why I’m not on this season. “Jen! What the hell? Why aren’t you a Super Fan?” And my response has been, “I’m not a #superterd because I knew [Read On]
I feel like I just hit the blogging lottery. Honestly, there is no better show than the Bachelor Pad. The material is endless. Before I start, I’m giving a quick disclaimer. If you’re on this show, I have full reign to make fun of you endlessly. You signed up to be on reality television, drank [Read On]
Another season of The Bachelorette is over and looking back, it was definitely one of my favorites. I didn’t think so at first, but Emily had a fabulous group of guys to choose from. At least 6 were dateable in real life. Let’s take a look back at the 3 hour evening, shall we… [Read On]
The Men Tell All is usually one of my least favorite episodes because outside of the bloopers, all anyone really cares about it the finale. But because I happened to like many guys in Emily’s dumpster trash, I was looking forward to the episode. If I wasn’t live-tweeting the episode, I could have watched it [Read On]
We’re in Curacao this week, but all I can think of is blue curacao liquor. Because one time in high school, my friend and I stole that from her parent’s liquor cabinet, got really drunk and threw up blue the next day (Sorry Grandma!). Anyhow, in case anyone forgot how much Emily likes Jef, Arie [Read On]
