Blakeley’s Big Move

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This week, Reality Steve said in his column that Blakeley was moving to Portland to live with Tony, which would be announced on the finale of Bachelor Pad. Based on today’s tweet, seems like he’s right! What do we think? They’re pretty cute together. Will it last?  

Chris is Starting Fires in Girls Pants – Bachelor Pad

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As all of the losers get kicked off Bachelor Pad, the content for my blog goes significantly downhill. I mean, take a look back to the first episode when we had an abundance of #superterds, Jamie, and The Virgin. Slowly but surely, my content is being shipped away in limos, bound for Bachelor Reunions. After [Read On]

Hot Sludge Funday – Bachelor Pad Week 3

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To pick up where we left off last week, my guess is that Reid wishes he could take the Plan B version of a Rose Ceremony aftermath drug. Drama is hitting the roof. Sarah is feeling guilty for voting for Ed, and assures he’s thinking, “Oh my god, who did I hook up with?” when [Read On]

Double the Skanky! Bachelor Pad Week 2

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I think that the new promo’s for Bachelor Pad should say… Feeling bad about yourself? Watch Bachelor Pad! In the past week, many people have asked me why I’m not on this season. “Jen! What the hell? Why aren’t you a Super Fan?” And my response has been, “I’m not a #superterd because I knew [Read On]

Bachelor Pad Premiere

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I feel like I just hit the blogging lottery. Honestly, there is no better show than the Bachelor Pad. The material is endless. Before I start, I’m giving a quick disclaimer. If you’re on this show, I have full reign to make fun of you endlessly. You signed up to be on reality television, drank [Read On]

Ellen on ‘The Bachelor: The Women Tell All!’

If you haven’t watched this yet, you must.

Set The Caged Animals Free! It’s Time for The Bachelor Women Tell All!

I have to admit… This was one of the better Women Tell All’s that I have seen yet. These bitches were FEISTY and fired up. Before checking in with the cage of wild beasts, ABC shows us footage of the recent Las Vegas reunion, AKA the casting call for Bachelor Pad 3. Based solely on [Read On]

The Bachelor… Full of Loin Cloths and Awkward Moments

Two weeks without the Bachelor felt like a life without light. I’m hoping that all of my devoted followers missed me last week, while I sailed through the Caribbean. While you nerds were watching The Bachelor, I was here… In all honesty, I missed it. I thought about the show all night and thought about [Read On]

Love In Ya Mouth

This episode was golden. My jaw is still being scraped up off of the floor. Things started off slowly… Ben got to spend some quality time with his sister discussing his fiancé candidates. He told her that Jennifer was a great kisser (Maybe it’s in the name…) and he thinks all of the women are [Read On]

Bachelor Takes Sonoma!

Another week of absolute craziness in the books. Whoever cast these women is an absolute genius. Whoever raised these women, not so much. The episode kicks off with a quick road trip to Sonoma, complete with drinking champagne in the backseat, while Ben tells us a bit about Sonoma. One of the best things about [Read On]