Updates from Jen’s Reality

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I haven’t posted in weeks! There hasn’t been much to report from Bachelor Nation and I’ve been much more interested in Hurricane Sandy and the election… My apologies. Some of you may have seen this week that Emily Maynard is “dating” NASCAR driver Jason White. Both Us Weekly and WetPaint are reporting the news. Emily [Read On]

Bachelorette Finale – Emily and Jef Live Happily Ever After!

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Another season of The Bachelorette is over and looking back, it was definitely one of my favorites. I didn’t think so at first, but Emily had a fabulous group of guys to choose from. At least 6 were dateable in real life. Let’s take a look back at the 3 hour evening, shall we…   [Read On]

Men Tell All

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The Men Tell All is usually one of my least favorite episodes because outside of the bloopers, all anyone really cares about it the finale. But because I happened to like many guys in Emily’s dumpster trash, I was looking forward to the episode. If I wasn’t live-tweeting the episode, I could have watched it [Read On]

Bachelorette Not-So-Fantasy-Suites

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We’re in Curacao this week, but all I can think of is blue curacao liquor. Because one time in high school, my friend and I stole that from her parent’s liquor cabinet, got really drunk and threw up blue the next day (Sorry Grandma!). Anyhow, in case anyone forgot how much Emily likes Jef, Arie [Read On]

Emily Knows How to Cock It – Bachelorette Hometowns

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Before heading on her Hometown Tour, Emily pops back into Charlotte to visit Little Ricki, who made her plenty of “Welcome Home” signs. While Emily was gallivanting around Europe, Little Ricki was in Jamaica getting her hair braided. In case we weren’t sure about her feelings, Emily went through all of the remaining men and [Read On]

Let’s Czech Out Prague!

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This week, we’re in Prague and what better place to find love, right?! As per the usual, Chris Harrison meets the gentlemen in the middle of the city to explain the rules of the week, which this time around is four dates. Then he tells them, “Go find your hotel,” as if they’re being dropped [Read On]

West Virginia Hoodrat Bachelorette

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First of all, if you haven’t yet, you MUST go watch Burning Love. Currently, there are four episodes, about eight minutes each. Yes, I know, “it’s so long.” Wahhh… I said the same thing. But then I watched, almost spit my salad onto my keyboard while laughing so hard, and realized it was well worth [Read On]

To Kiss or Not To Kiss?

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Just a hop, skip and a jump away from Charlotte, this week, Emily and her group of rabid dogs head to Bermuda for some fun in the sun. And by sun, I really mean weird weather that looks uncomfortably chilly and not warm enough for their chosen activities.   Doug’s Date The first date card [Read On]

Emily’s Top 5 Guys… Or Mine!

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I’ve been promising a post about my Top 5 guys since May 14th and it’s finally here. Part of me is wondering if the lack of posting has more to do with my iPad or that these guys are completely letting me down. I’ll keep blaming it on the iPad, but I’ve gotta be honest… [Read On]

Bachelorette Make Out City!

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First, let me apologize for the lack of posts of the last few weeks. I know I promised that I’d post my Top 5, but I lied. And I’m not a fan of lying. I was away on vacation (yes, again) and blogging on my iPad proved to be much more difficult than I had [Read On]