Bachelorette Finale – Emily and Jef Live Happily Ever After!

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Another season of The Bachelorette is over and looking back, it was definitely one of my favorites. I didn’t think so at first, but Emily had a fabulous group of guys to choose from. At least 6 were dateable in real life. Let’s take a look back at the 3 hour evening, shall we…   [Read On]

Men Tell All

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The Men Tell All is usually one of my least favorite episodes because outside of the bloopers, all anyone really cares about it the finale. But because I happened to like many guys in Emily’s dumpster trash, I was looking forward to the episode. If I wasn’t live-tweeting the episode, I could have watched it [Read On]

Bachelorette Not-So-Fantasy-Suites

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We’re in Curacao this week, but all I can think of is blue curacao liquor. Because one time in high school, my friend and I stole that from her parent’s liquor cabinet, got really drunk and threw up blue the next day (Sorry Grandma!). Anyhow, in case anyone forgot how much Emily likes Jef, Arie [Read On]

Emily Knows How to Cock It – Bachelorette Hometowns

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Before heading on her Hometown Tour, Emily pops back into Charlotte to visit Little Ricki, who made her plenty of “Welcome Home” signs. While Emily was gallivanting around Europe, Little Ricki was in Jamaica getting her hair braided. In case we weren’t sure about her feelings, Emily went through all of the remaining men and [Read On]

Let’s Czech Out Prague!

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This week, we’re in Prague and what better place to find love, right?! As per the usual, Chris Harrison meets the gentlemen in the middle of the city to explain the rules of the week, which this time around is four dates. Then he tells them, “Go find your hotel,” as if they’re being dropped [Read On]

Emily’s Top 5 Guys… Or Mine!

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I’ve been promising a post about my Top 5 guys since May 14th and it’s finally here. Part of me is wondering if the lack of posting has more to do with my iPad or that these guys are completely letting me down. I’ll keep blaming it on the iPad, but I’ve gotta be honest… [Read On]

Bachelorette Make Out City!

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First, let me apologize for the lack of posts of the last few weeks. I know I promised that I’d post my Top 5, but I lied. And I’m not a fan of lying. I was away on vacation (yes, again) and blogging on my iPad proved to be much more difficult than I had [Read On]

Superlative Time!

One of my favorite memories growing up was the yearbook’s superlative section. In 8th grade, I was crowned “Class Flirt” and have to admit… It was a clean sweep. Unfortunately, in high school, things didn’t go so well. The “Class Flirt” category was abolished, and I was nominated for “Best Looking,” but sadly lost. And [Read On]

Mocking Emily’s 25 “Eligible” Bachelors

It feels like Christmas morning! ABC just announced Emily’s 25 “eligible” Bachelors. And I say eligible lightly. I feel like the gates to Douche-City just opened and these 25 guys walked out. Yes, I know these photos are horrendous and usually contestants look much better on camera. But I can’t say I’m impressed in the [Read On]

Bachelor Fantasy Suites!

We’re down to the Final 3 and you know what that means – Fantasy Suite time! I love this episode because even though the ABC editing team doesn’t show us much, we know it’s getting raunchy. Because this show is two hours and there isn’t nearly enough to fill up the episode, Ben recaps his [Read On]