The Bachelor is finally back. My Monday’s are officially shot to hell; my potty mouth is officially back; and more so than ever, THESE BITCHES ARE CRAZY. I’m not sure if it was my new Bachelor watching partner, the wine I drank, or the absurdity of the ladies, but I laughed out loud more than [Read On]
Bachelorette Finale – Emily and Jef Live Happily Ever After!
July 23, 2012 by 1 Comment
Another season of The Bachelorette is over and looking back, it was definitely one of my favorites. I didn’t think so at first, but Emily had a fabulous group of guys to choose from. At least 6 were dateable in real life. Let’s take a look back at the 3 hour evening, shall we… [Read On]
Men Tell All
July 17, 2012 by Leave a Comment
The Men Tell All is usually one of my least favorite episodes because outside of the bloopers, all anyone really cares about it the finale. But because I happened to like many guys in Emily’s dumpster trash, I was looking forward to the episode. If I wasn’t live-tweeting the episode, I could have watched it [Read On]
Bachelorette Not-So-Fantasy-Suites
July 9, 2012 by 8 Comments
We’re in Curacao this week, but all I can think of is blue curacao liquor. Because one time in high school, my friend and I stole that from her parent’s liquor cabinet, got really drunk and threw up blue the next day (Sorry Grandma!). Anyhow, in case anyone forgot how much Emily likes Jef, Arie [Read On]
Emily Knows How to Cock It – Bachelorette Hometowns
July 3, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Before heading on her Hometown Tour, Emily pops back into Charlotte to visit Little Ricki, who made her plenty of “Welcome Home” signs. While Emily was gallivanting around Europe, Little Ricki was in Jamaica getting her hair braided. In case we weren’t sure about her feelings, Emily went through all of the remaining men and [Read On]
Bachelorette Make Out City!
May 29, 2012 by 2 Comments
First, let me apologize for the lack of posts of the last few weeks. I know I promised that I’d post my Top 5, but I lied. And I’m not a fan of lying. I was away on vacation (yes, again) and blogging on my iPad proved to be much more difficult than I had [Read On]
Bachelorette Week 2
May 22, 2012 by 5 Comments
Last nights episode of The Bachelorette kicked off with some local Charlotte news coverage that looked like it was from the 1990s. Emily, the clear MILF amongst her friends, is hanging out in the park with her Mom, Ricki and friends, chatting about how her experience is going so far. If I was one of [Read On]
Bachelorette Premiere!
May 15, 2012 by 7 Comments
Finally! The Bachelorette is back and my Monday nights are gone. I never thought this day would come. I have a feeling that this season is going to be full of making out, crying and leaps of faith. Just in case anyone forgot, last night’s episode started with a reminder of what Emily and Little [Read On]
Superlative Time!
May 3, 2012 by 4 Comments
One of my favorite memories growing up was the yearbook’s superlative section. In 8th grade, I was crowned “Class Flirt” and have to admit… It was a clean sweep. Unfortunately, in high school, things didn’t go so well. The “Class Flirt” category was abolished, and I was nominated for “Best Looking,” but sadly lost. And [Read On]
Flashback Friday with Graham Bunn!
March 30, 2012 by Leave a Comment
I couldn’t be more excited to share this week’s column with you. Today’s interviewee is hands down one of my absolute favorites in the Bachelor franchise. Truthfully, since 2008, I’ve had a pretty big crush on him and after meeting him, I can say he’s just as nice as he is good looking. Quite the [Read On]
