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Tonight’s Women Tell All was better than most. The show kicked off with Sean and Chris Harrison riding around in a 90’s party bus, visiting Bachelor viewing parties. They stopped off at the UCLA Delta Gamma house and as a fellow DG, I was pumped. One thing I can assure you of: If they stopped [Read On]
Due to some last minute craziness, this week I was able to watch The Bachelor with my Mom and have even more laughs than usual. Because of her hilarity, our combined off-color comments and a few glasses of wine, the blog could be weak this week. I couldn’t focus on note taking. We were too [Read On]
Hometown week is one of my favorites on Bachelor. Family always screw shit up for someone. Sometimes with a bird’s funeral. Sometimes there’s a Dad who shows off his stuffed dead animal collection. And this week we have a brother, straight from the streets of Compton, who aint’ down with Sean “Playboy” Lowe. Before we [Read On]
I know, I know… It’s been a while since my last Flashback Friday column. BUT, the truth is that I’ve been trying to build anticipation for one of my favorite Bachelorette contestants this week. That, and I’m just ridiculously busy. Wolf flew under the radar for most of Emily’s season and his personality came out [Read On]
The Men Tell All is usually one of my least favorite episodes because outside of the bloopers, all anyone really cares about it the finale. But because I happened to like many guys in Emily’s dumpster trash, I was looking forward to the episode. If I wasn’t live-tweeting the episode, I could have watched it [Read On]
We’re in Curacao this week, but all I can think of is blue curacao liquor. Because one time in high school, my friend and I stole that from her parent’s liquor cabinet, got really drunk and threw up blue the next day (Sorry Grandma!). Anyhow, in case anyone forgot how much Emily likes Jef, Arie [Read On]
Before heading on her Hometown Tour, Emily pops back into Charlotte to visit Little Ricki, who made her plenty of “Welcome Home” signs. While Emily was gallivanting around Europe, Little Ricki was in Jamaica getting her hair braided. In case we weren’t sure about her feelings, Emily went through all of the remaining men and [Read On]
This week, we’re in Prague and what better place to find love, right?! As per the usual, Chris Harrison meets the gentlemen in the middle of the city to explain the rules of the week, which this time around is four dates. Then he tells them, “Go find your hotel,” as if they’re being dropped [Read On]
We’re in Croatia, and according to Jef, it’s the perfect place to fall in love! Seriously, is anywhere not the perfect place to fall in love? I think if one of the episodes was in a dark alley in Camden, NJ, someone would still pull that line. Travis’s Date The first date goes to Travis, [Read On]
First of all, if you haven’t yet, you MUST go watch Burning Love. Currently, there are four episodes, about eight minutes each. Yes, I know, “it’s so long.” Wahhh… I said the same thing. But then I watched, almost spit my salad onto my keyboard while laughing so hard, and realized it was well worth [Read On]
